‘Disturbing’: Trump’s huge X-rated move

Charles Dickens once wrote about a tale of two cities – but this is the tale of two laws.

Ever since Donald Trump returned to power and plunged both hands into America’s cookie jar, the world’s attention has rightly been glued to the hellscape that Washington has become.

But to really see how banana-rama, coco-moloko the United States is right now, let me tell you about two bits of legislation that look set to be passed in the country’s nether regions.

Orgasms are out.

Child labour? Back in.

First, in Texas, there is a push to make buying vibrators and sex toys much harder (oh yeah, that pun was intended) that could make it illegal for major retailers like Walmart to sell things of the good times, double-A-battery-requiring variety.

Secondly, in Florida, they have taken a break from wrestling methed-up gators and are busy introducing legislation which would make it perfectly legal for kids to be put to work.

Yeah, like the 19th century “send ‘em down the mines” school of c...
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