‘It’s hell’: Why Coachella could finally be over

He, the lucky sod, never had to fret about only ‘gramming his way to the purgatory of a sub 100K follower count.

But circles of hell are the only way to describe what Coachella weekend one was like based on the outraged, horrified and despairing outpourings of attendees who have gone so far as to call conditions “worse than Fyre Festival”.

And they didn’t even have to leave the dock.

It’s that time of year, when celebrities, brands and at least one Jenner flocks to a scrubby bit of California shockingly far away from an Erehwon for the bi-weekender music festival of vast expanses of bared skin and louchely worn crochet.

Far be it from me to play judge, jury and cultural executioner but someone make a note of the date, mark the time sister.

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