Melania outfit detail sparks wild new theory

Melania Trump and Jesus. Now there are two people who know how to stage a comeback.

After what feels like an age and a day since being spotted anywhere near the Beltway, the First Lady has reappeared in Washington and didn’t even have to go to the bother of rolling back a rock. (Hell on the nails, I’d imagine.)

On Monday, Mrs Trump made her third trip back to D.C. since the inauguration to host the staple, annual White House Easter egg Roll where she presided over thousands of children, a reported 30,000 eggs, and a giant bunny that had a real knack for awkwardly lurking near her husband Donald Trump.

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As far as First Lady activities goes, the Easter egg Roll is up there with obsessing about the drapery, fussing with china sets, a...
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